Maybe he is?
Well, it was sent by Poo - so yes.
: Excit0r's girlfriend touched px's balls
Is it possible to rape your wife? - Awesome Kev
Goatboy: Before 1991, the marital rape was exempt from the British legal system. This was because Christian doctrine states that the wife freely gives her body over to her husband, and likewise, the husband gives his body over to his wife. This ownership made raping a spouse a logical impossibility. Further, St Paul stated that the wife should not hold back, except in times of fasting or prayer, as it may lead to temptation from Satan.
However, since the birth of rational thought, and the movement away from the use of religious dogma as a moral template, modern legislation such as the declaration of human rights has attempted to abolish violence against women, which includes the raping of a spouse. It could be argued that the psychological effects of being raped by a stranger are far worse than those from being raped by someone you have already engaged in sexual acts with, but it is the prerogative of the victim rather than the attacker or casual observer to decide. In short, legally, prior to 1991 it wasn't possible, but it now is.
orta: An interesting question, I wonder if goatse took that direct from wikipedia. Personally I'll side with with the bible and say that "wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife" - thanks religous bigots!!!!
Goatboy: I used Wikipedia, but also used my leet analytic skills to reach different conclusions
floatstarpx: Goatboy's answer was so long I didn't even read it
This month in Goatboy's bites, a traditional dish for helping in the creation of brutaltechnopunk.
You will need:
2 tins of baked beans per three people (Sainsburys own or Branston are best)
2 Lidl Potato Waffles per person
2 Slices of bread per person
4 Hashbrowns per person
4 Linda McCartney sausages (optional)
Lidl Indian Snack Pack (optional)
Chilli or tobasco Sauce (optional)
1Tbs extra virgin olive oil
200g of grated cheese (optional)
To make this great meal, you must be Goatboy or be the Goatboy substitute. Preheat oven to 200ºC (200ºF, Gas mark 6) and arrange Hashbrowns and Indian snacks (optional) on a non stick tray. Once the oven is hot enough, place the tray on the middle shelf of the oven.
After ten minutes, turn on the grill to full power and place the potato waffles on a wire rack and put under the grill. Whilst the waffles are grilling, empty the tins of beans into a saucepan and place it on a medium temperature hob. Gently heat some extra untouched sweet petite aching virgin olive oil and shallow fry the juicy big fat throbbing sausages, stirring occasionally
Now flip over the hashbrowns (use a spatula or fish slice because they will be very hot) and do the same to the waffles once they are a golden colour.
When the beans begin to simmer, you may add the chilli or tobasco sauce if you wish (not for the faint hearted).
When the sausages are crispy all over, cut them into slices and add them to the beans and place the bread on top of the waffles in the oven (remember to turn the bread once the top is toasted). Get your PX, or whoever is your PX substitute to begin making the tea at this point!
Once the bread has toasted, remove and spread butter (or soya margarine). Arrange both slices of bread on a plate and place the potato waffles on top. Pour the beans and sausages on top of the waffles and toast, and arrange the hashbrowns either on top of the beans or around the toast. Place the Indian snacks around the bread and waffles and finally add cheese on top of the beans. Tea should be ready now - enjoy baby!
(Make sure your orta, or your orta substitute knows to wash up the dishes afterwards!)